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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:56
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
No way
No go.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons